Saturday Night Live opened in the Oval Office, where Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) was joined by a creepy Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) to sign a slew of new executive orders.
Among them: One to “make it socially acceptable for a man in his 70s to date a 24 year old.”
“We’re calling it the Belichick law,” Trump explained. “We’re going to make girlfriends young again, OK. Old men can now date far younger women.”
“We like that. It’s hot. But in reverse, it’s quite disgusting, right?”
The cold open was a return to familiar territory, but understandable given the way that Trump has dominated the news in his first months in office.
More to come.
